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What's So Funny About Taxes?
"The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets."
- Will Rogers
"A taxpayer is someone who works for the federal government but who doesn't have to take a civil
service examination."
- Ronald Regan
"They say that true democracy is a perfect marriage between the people and the state -
and in April the government reminds us that they married us for our money."
- Anonymous
"A person doesn't know how much he or she has to be thankful for until they have to pay taxes on it."
- Ann Landers
"I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is - I could be just as proud
for half the money."
- Arthur Godfrey
"The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leave the skin."
- Mark Twain
"We contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket
and trying to lift himself up by the handle."
- Winston Churchill
"The trick is to stop thinking of it as 'your' money."
- Tax Auditor
"The difference between death and taxes is that death is frequently painless."
- Anonymous
According to the Michigan Law Suite Abuse Watch Web site:
On a label on baby stroller, "Remove child before folding ."
On a brass fishing lure with a three-pronged hook on the end:
"Harmful if swallowed."
On a popular scooter for children: "This product moves when used."
On a flushable toilet brush: "Do not use for personal hygiene."
On a household iron: "Never iron clothes while they are being worn."
On a hair dryer label: "Never use hair dryer while sleeping."
On a bottle of drain cleaner: "if you do not understand, or cannot read, all directions,
cautions and warnings, do not use this product."
On a cardboard car sunshield that keeps sun off the dashboard:
"Do not drive with sunshield in place."
On a 13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow: "Not intended for highway use."
On a can of self-defense pepper spray: "May irritate eyes."
On a pair of shin guards manufactured for bicyclists:
"Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover."
On a popular manufactured fireplace log: "Caution - Risk of Fire."
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